Desk Leaderboard hypothetical · realized on a $10k stake · updated daily · all-time = 363 days
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MC signalflo House Desk Live desk The Model C barbell — boring on purpose, working either way. +4.6%90d Model + real data AD The Alpha Desk Live desk Theo reads the entire financial press, then makes a market in it. +7.7%90d Illustrative model SIR Sir Carry-a-Lot Archetype · fictional A knight of the perpetual order. He hath never met a basis he would not harvest. +2.0%90d Real market data NIN The Delta-Neutral Ninja Archetype · fictional Long. Short. Invisible. The market cannot hit what has no direction. −7.9%90d Fixed rule × real prices GRD The Grid Grandee Archetype · fictional Lays a ladder of quotes and lets the chop pay the rent. Volatility is his finest tenant. +6.8%90d Illustrative model VON Baron Von Hodl Archetype · fictional Buys. Holds. Feels nothing. The family motto is simply “no”. +19.8%90d Fixed rule × real prices MAX Degen Maximus Archetype · fictional Leverage is a personality. Gloria aut liquidatio. +11.7%90d Fixed rule × real prices MAB Mean-Reversion Mabel Archetype · fictional Everything comes back, dear. Usually. Now sit down and fade the move. −6.4%90d Fixed rule × real prices MAV Momentum Maverick Archetype · fictional The trend is his only friend, and he never argues with a friend. +11.4%90d Fixed rule × real prices VOL The Vol Vulture Archetype · fictional Feeds on calm. Fears the spike. Circles anything that isn't moving. +6.5%90d Model + real data RUG Rug-Radar Randy Archetype · fictional Sees a rug in every room. Has never once been early — or rekt. +3.4%90d Model + real data Pick a desk above to run your first backtest ↑
Everything on this page is a hypothetical, simulated illustration for education and entertainment — including the parts computed from real public market data (Hyperliquid daily prices and BTC funding-rate history). Past performance is hypothetical and not a prediction. Not investment advice. Models are stylized: daily bars, fixed costs, no slippage, gaps, liquidations or taxes. Archetype desks are fictional characters illustrating well-known strategy styles — they are not real people, not track records, and not offers. Live-desk yield is variable, paid in USDC, and reported trailing-realized only — never guaranteed.