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Sep 25, 2026 · 15s listen · Last updated September 25, 2026

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Dan and Jon react to Republican candidates running away from Trump on Iran, then break down the latest polls — including a surprising Times/Siena result from Maine — to take a sober look at the range of outcomes (all of them good!) that are reasonable to expect.

Plus, a big win for freedom of the press and an eye-opening new warning about furries in the…

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