Aug 3, 2026 · 1 min listen · Last updated August 3, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Wit, August 3rd. Seven from the writers' rooms and the open mics — here's the one I keep thinking about. Let's get into it. First, from The Hard Times. Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit.
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Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit
MONTCLAIR, N.J. — Craig Towney, the two-armed drummer for Def Leppard tribute band Sugarpourers, clearly demonstrated that he’s not willing to commit to the bit, sources report.
“I’m really having fun playing in Sugarpourers, but I know that I haven’t taken the steps necessary to embody the core mission of the band,” Towney admitted. “My bandmates are starting to get frustrated with me, because we’ve been playing together for three years and I still haven’t gotten around to cutting off my left arm.
Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center
BARKLEY, Ore. — Residents gathered Tuesday evening outside Town Hall to protest Mayor Waffles, a five-year-old dog, after he approved a controversial 2.3 million-square-foot data center project expected to transform the local economy and consume more electricity and water than the town’s 8,000 residents combined, confirmed sources.
“At the end of the day, the mayor carefully considered all perspectives, but the approval came after Waffles spent approximately six minutes sniffing a tennis ball brought by representatives from tech developer DataGulp before wandering over to the ‘Approve’ side of
Travel Tips When Encountering Fellow Americans Abroad
Steer Clear
When spotting another American in a foreign country, your first instinct is usually the correct one: run in the opposite direction. Like you, this person has come here to blot out, even if for a bewildered weekend, the very idea of the place left behind.