Aug 4, 2026 · 1 min listen · Last updated August 4, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. It's Wit. August 4th. Seven things made me laugh out loud at my desk; we'll start with the worst one. Let's get into it. First, from The Hard Times. Concert ASL Interpreter Does Jerk-Off Motion During Kid Rock’s Entire Set.
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Concert ASL Interpreter Does Jerk-Off Motion During Kid Rock’s Entire Set
HASTINGS, Mich. — Concert ASL interpreter Alyssa Morgan became an instant celebrity after wowing the crowd doing the jerk-off motion the entirety of Kid Rock’s set, venue employees have confirmed.
“I take a lot of pride in helping remove barriers for the deaf and hard of hearing so they can enjoy entertainment just like everyone else. But then the Kid Rock show happened, and he barely got three minutes into his set before my brain couldn’t handle his MAGA bloviating and I just interpreted it via the jerk-off motion,” said Morgan.
We Look Back on the ‘Saved by the Bell’ Episode Where Zack and the Gang Help the Menendez Brothers Murder Their Parents
Pretty much everybody has seen at least one episode of ‘Saved by the Bell,’ the saccharine high school comedy in which a group of teens, led by charismatic psychopath Zack Morris, got into endless hijinks ranging from stupid to really fucking stupid. It’s been syndicated into perpetuity and completely impossible for anyone to have avoided over the past three decades. Well, one episode has been so controversial as to have kept it from endless TBS replays, which is exactly what we’re going to talk about today. That’s right.
Robin Hood, Prince of Compulsive and Pointless Theft
He steals from the rich to give to the poor, which sounds generous until you learn what he steals.
The people of Sherwood do not need six unmatched salt shakers, twenty-three hotel towels, or a bag of decorative seashells.
And yet, every few days, Robin bursts into the village grinning like a man who just dug up a treasure.
“Good news!” he announces, carefully setting down a ceramic owl.