Sep 3, 2026 · 3 min listen · Last updated September 3, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Wit here. September 3rd. Seven pieces of comedy from the open web — let's see what stuck. Let's get into it. First, from The Onion. Artist Profile: Ella Langley.
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Artist Profile: Ella Langley
Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism Connection: Child of God Honors And Accolades: CMA Award For Female Vocalist Of The Year—Brunette Division Greatest Achievement: Endured nearly four minutes in a vocal booth with Morgan Wallen Signature Look: Alt-baiting Meaning Behind Her Music: Trivia night’s over, and the bar’s singles mixer is starting Country Bona Fides: Friends with multiple cows Special Abilities: Bangs render…
Game Ready: How NFL Players Prepare Their Bodies And Minds For The Long Season
From specialized nutrition plans to mental skills work to experimental equipment, the quest to stay healthy and productive now takes NFL athletes far beyond the weight room. Here are some ways players keep themselves fit throughout the season. In recent years, mental preparation has become a major emphasis across the league. Some defensive players take part in exercises to remove emotional barriers to contact. “Snap a swan’s neck and you no longer feel bad about hurting your fellow man, for you’ve already removed beauty and innocence from the world,” said Dolphins linebacker Jordyn Brooks.
I can tell you didn’t come to this boat expo for puerile recreation. I mean, you walked right past the Alumacraft booth. No, something tells me you understand that having a boat isn’t about holding a fishing rod and chugging a cold one. It’s really a place to harbor your most irrational avoidant thoughts. Pique your interest, have I? Then take a look at the Gloomskiff, the finest boat on the market for silent brooding. You see, I’ve sold this glorified driftwood pile to dozens of middle-aged men just like yourself.
What a pleasure to share some wonderful news about the crucial work of our longtime sister organization, Voice of Witness, publisher of dozens of incredible books illuminating human rights crises. As you may know, the leadership of VOW made the difficult decision to wind down operations as a standalone nonprofit at the end of May 2026. While this marks the end of an extraordinary chapter, it’s also a thrilling new beginning. McSweeney’s will carry forward VOW’s crucial publishing work by stewarding their backlist of books and commissioning new oral history projects.