Sep 4, 2026 · 3 min listen · Last updated September 4, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Wit here, September 4th. The comedy desk — seven sets, sketches, and stunts worth your eight minutes. Let's get into it. First, from The Onion. Home Heeled Advantage. Dept.
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The CEO of Pabst Brewing Co. put up a $20,000 reward to anyone who could provide information that leads to the recovery of 1,602 missing cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and non-alcoholic Old Milwaukee beers. What do you think? “Sorry, that PBR’s long since been spat out.” Karl Sturgis, Drawer Installer “Make it $40K, or these beers are getting shotgunned.” Dom Gilberti, Bait Packager “Has anyone seen a really twee bandit around here?” Rosa Fernandez, Chess Announcer The post PBR Offers $20,000 Reward For Lost Beer appeared first on The Onion.
Q: Who is Alix Earle? A: Alix is a Gen Z content creator known for eating expired military rations. Q: I thought her name was Alex Cooper. A: Ask your girlfriend to explain it. Q: Is she really famous enough to have her own show? A: There’s no such thing as being too obscure for reality television. Q: Is she Mormon? A: Just her hair. Q: Is her life entertaining? A: Unless she’s suddenly friends with 1,000-pound sisters, no. Q: Who’s the show for? A: People who were put off by the pretentiousness of The Kardashians.
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