Sep 8, 2026 · 4 min listen · Last updated September 8, 2026
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Tips For Detecting AI Scams
Check if the message is signed “Captain Robot.” Create a code word with Beyoncé so you’ll always know if it’s actually her or a scammer. Ask personal questions only your loved ones could get wrong. Make yourself less of a target by disconnecting your power and holing up in a bunker with canned lentils and a Smith & Wesson. Don’t trust any request for money unless it’s through a reliable medium like Bonk Coin. Real or fake, your nephew doesn’t deserve to make bail. Remember: If there was really a problem with your taxes, the government would have kidnapped you by now.
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Selected Calendar Times for Someone Self-Employed Who Works from Home
1:30 p.m. – 2 p.m. Team meeting and staring session w/ strange spot on wall (weekly, recurring) - Heads of facilities and maintenance (both self) invited to offer theories, ideas - HR and Marketing leads (both self) invited to explore the idea of naming the spot “Linda” and giving her director-level position as reward for attendance and persistence 10 a.m. -11 a.m. Performance improvement plan for intern/dog 1 - Advise on how blinking, uncomprehending stare fails to advance company goals - Initiate dialogue on treat schedule - (Monochromatic PowerPoint deck needed) 2:30 p.m. -3:15 p.m.