Sep 18, 2026 · 4 min listen · Last updated September 18, 2026
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I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This
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It’s Friday night, and the plan is to get sober—like, really sober. The vibe is all about teas, and there’s a playful debate over whether to add milk. One friend reminisces about a time he ordered four teas, which left the server questioning his sanity as he meticulously sipped each one. The clarity that comes from this caffeine ritual is almost euphoric.
They dive into craft sodas, with one friend proudly opting for diet soda, fully embracing the no-sugar life. A recent night spent with “Canadian Pete” is recalled, where they got so sober they ended up validating each other’s feelings and researching Prussian history.
The clarity feels good, almost too good, leading to a commitment to help a friend move the next day—no flaking allowed. There’s a sense of accomplishment in this sober state, but it’s also a little overwhelming. The night ends with a decision to indulge in a double shot of espresso, because, hey, it’s Friday.
Iggy Pop's merch booth has taken a unique approach by not selling t-shirts, much to the surprise of fans. Instead, they offer an array of quirky items like boxer briefs featuring Iggy's face, socks, tote bags, and even monogrammed towels. The merch guy, Brent, insists this is all part of a “no shirts” rule, claiming it sets them apart from other bands. Fans have expressed disappointment but are amused by the commitment to the concept. One fan, ready to buy a t-shirt, ended up considering Iggy-themed jean shorts or even a jar of peanut butter. It seems Iggy’s booth is more about the experience than traditional merchandise. Meanwhile, industry experts note that this trend of unconventional merchandise isn't new, citing other artists who've ditched typical items for their own unique offerings. At last check, fans could still find a bootleg Iggy shirt for a steep price.
Wanted: Graphic Designer to Fix Our AI-Generated Show Flyer
A band is desperately seeking a graphic designer to salvage their AI-generated show flyers, which have turned into a visual nightmare. After receiving 2,000 copies, they realized the design is a mess, despite their manager's confidence in the AI prompts. The tour starts next week, so they need someone to fix this by tomorrow evening.
Key issues include the bass player being front and center when he should be obscured, and the band members having exaggerated features that don't fit on the page. Font inconsistencies are rampant, with a mix of bubble text and ancient-looking letters. One tour stop is hilariously misnamed, and the lead singer's guitar has an absurd number of strings sprouting from his body.
They also need to add a finger back to the drummer, who’s depicted with five instead of six, while removing an extra arm. The band's name is crucial; they need to ensure it’s “Neutral Milk Hotel California” to avoid legal trouble. Lastly, they want to eliminate the creepy aura of the flyer, which feels like a betrayal of their artistic integrity. Pay is either $40 or six drink tickets, and they’re looking for serious applicants only.