Sep 19, 2026 · 3 min listen · Last updated September 19, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. It's Wit. September 19th. Seven things made me laugh out loud at my desk; we'll start with the worst one. Let's get into it. First, from The Onion. Obama Family Dog Passes Away.
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Obama Family Dog Passes Away
Former President Barack Obama shared the sad news that Sunny, the family’s Portuguese water dog, has passed away. The Obamas welcomed Sunny into their lives in 2013 while living in the White House, and she quickly became a beloved member of the family.
In true quirky fashion, some locals chimed in with their takes. One noted that a house without 18 acres of lawn probably isn’t ideal for a pet, which raises the question: how much space does a dog really need? Another suggested Sunny has “gone to the farm” on Martha’s Vineyard, which feels like the polite euphemism we all use when we don’t want to admit a pet has just... vanished from the scene.
And then there’s the guy worried about the dwindling pool of Obamas for the next presidential election. As if the family dog’s death could somehow impact the political landscape. It’s a reminder that even in moments of grief, the absurdity of life keeps rolling along.
Scientists Reveal They’re Closer Than Ever To Discovering Whether the Black Crowes Are Classic Rock or Not
Scientists at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute are on the verge of determining whether the Black Crowes belong to the classic rock genre. Lead scientist Cara Flores shared that after a decade of research, they’re just days away from a definitive answer. The uncertainty around the band's classification has left fans, like Chester O’Malley, eagerly awaiting the verdict, especially since the Crowes' songs often play alongside undisputed classics on the radio.
Chris Robinson, the band's vocalist, is just as curious, admitting he’s unsure of their status. While they’ve been around for over forty years, he notes that they don’t quite match the longevity of classic rock staples like Rush or Aerosmith. The anticipation for clarity is palpable, but it seems we’ll have to wait a bit longer for insights on Dire Straits.
Holy Fucking Shit! There’s Been a Person in This Parked Car Next to Me the Entire Time
So, picture this: a guy is just chilling in his car, minding his own business, when he suddenly realizes there’s a person in the passenger seat of the Toyota Camry next to him. He locks eyes with them, panics a bit, and starts questioning everything—like, can they hear him? He’s been singing Phil Collins at the top of his lungs, and now he’s wondering if he’s been putting on a show for a potential pervert.
He’s convinced the hoodie-wearing figure is up to no good, maybe even living in the car. He considers moving his own car but worries that would just make things weirder. Meanwhile, his wife is taking forever to pick up her prescription, and he’s stuck in this bizarre standoff.
Then, just when he thinks it can’t get any stranger, someone approaches the car with a bag of pills. Is it a drug deal? The figure hops in and bolts, leaving our guy with a mix of confusion and relief. And just like that, he’s back to belting out Tarzan songs, blissfully unaware of the wild scene that just unfolded.