Sep 20, 2026 · 5 min listen · Last updated September 20, 2026
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Survey Finds 1 In 3 Americans With Health Insurance Have Medical Debt
A recent survey reveals that about one in three Americans with health insurance are still grappling with medical debt. It’s a bit of a head-scratcher, right? You’d think having coverage would mean you’re in the clear, but apparently, that’s not the case.
People are chiming in with their thoughts. One guy, Ernie Prince, who slices biscuits for a living, quips that the two-thirds without debt must be living it up. Meanwhile, Rebekah Melton, a diving board tester, wonders why no other country has cracked the healthcare code if there’s a better way. And then there’s Marco Ochoa, a playground supervisor, who suggests just returning the stents to settle the score.
It’s a wild mix of perspectives that really highlights the absurdity of the situation. Here we are, insured and still in debt over medical bills, while others are tossing around ideas that range from the practical to the downright ridiculous.
In East Rutherford, New Jersey, a group of tailgaters in Section J of the MetLife Stadium parking lot found themselves in a less-than-ideal situation. After splitting a six-pack of Bud Light and some soggy Subway sandwiches, they couldn’t help but notice that the tailgaters across from them, dubbed the “Sauce Posse,” were having a blast. This other group had a portable generator powering a flat-screen and a speaker system, while they grilled meats on a Big Green Egg and played drinking games.
The Section J crew, sitting on a cracked cooler, watched enviously as laughter and good vibes flowed from the Sauce Posse. They even had a few girls hanging out, adding to the party atmosphere. One of the Section J tailgaters suggested they might approach the Sauce Posse for a frozen margarita, offering to share their Pringles as a peace offering. As the day wore on, they were spotted lingering near the Sauce Posse, pretending to check scores on their TV. It’s a classic case of tailgate envy, where the grass—or in this case, the cooler—always seems greener on the other side.
Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Bulk of Pittsburgh Steelers Visit Being Lectured by Aaron Rodgers About Chemtrails
Dalton Kelley, a Make-A-Wish kid from Pittsburgh, had a day at Steelers camp that took an unexpected turn when he found himself in deep conversation with Aaron Rodgers about chemtrails instead of tossing the pigskin with his favorite players. While Kelley, a young cancer survivor, just wanted to meet TJ Watt, Rodgers was busy explaining how chemtrails might be linked to his illness, tossing out health advice like it was a football.
Kelley, who was trying to enjoy his day, managed to sneak away for a moment, revealing he’s more of a Kenny Pickett fan. He appreciated the time with Rodgers but was clearly hoping for a broader experience with the team. Meanwhile, Steelers General Manager Omar Khan was planning to sign Kelley to a “Steeler for Life” contract, provided he could endure Rodgers’ conspiracy theories, which included a detour into the Zapruder film and warnings about trusting family members.
As the day wore on, it seemed like Kelley was more interested in escaping the rabbit hole of Rodgers’ theories than soaking in the football atmosphere. By the end, he was seen trying to inch away while Rodgers insisted on discussing the moon landing’s authenticity. It’s a bizarre twist for a wish day, but hey, at least he’ll have a story to tell.
Five Black Metal Shirts That’ll Definitely Get You Kicked Out of That Christian Youth Group Your Parents Made You Join
So, you’ve found yourself stuck in a Christian youth group, thanks to your parents’ latest attempt at wholesome parenting. Thursday nights are now filled with awkward guitar strumming from a guy named Brett, who seems to think he’s the next big thing. But fear not, because there are black metal shirts that can swiftly liberate you from this situation.
First up, there’s Mayhem. Just wearing their logo will have you out the door in no time. It’s almost like a magic trick—one glance and poof, you’re free. Then there’s Rotting Christ, which somehow raises eyebrows in a place where Brett's Skillet shirt is perfectly acceptable. It’s a real head-scratcher, but hey, who knew the church had beef with Hellenic metal?
Next, if you show up in a Watain shirt during the “God’s Not Dead” screening, you might just dodge a truly enriching evening. Instead, you can hit the skate park with your friends, which sounds way more appealing. And let’s not forget Sarcofago. Whether they’re black metal or thrash is up for debate, but the sheer shock value of that shirt might just send Brett over the edge.
Finally, Gorgoroth is a classic. Their name might reference “Lord of the Rings,” but trust me, that won’t matter when you’re watching the chaos unfold as you wear their shirt. You won’t be spending any more time in that youth group after that. So go ahead, embrace the absurdity, and reclaim your evenings.