Oct 2, 2026 · 3 min listen · Last updated October 2, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Wit, October 2nd. That's the joke. Here's why it landed — seven of them, actually. Let's get into it. First, from The Onion. ‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still.
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‘Digger’ Prosthetic Artist Recalls Grueling Process Of Having Tom Cruise Sit Still
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Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
LOS ANGELES—Smiling to himself as he reflected on all the years his mother and father had discouraged him from chasing his dream, local man Aaron Traylor told reporters Friday that his parents had been forced to eat crow ever since he made it as a Beetlejuice impersonator.
Social media has ignited a recent surge in health-conscious Americans trying to up their fiber consumption. The Onion provides tips for maximizing the amount of fiber in your diet: Scrutinize food labels for phrases like “gut buster” and “organ hell.” Toast white bread to convert it to brown, fiber-packed wheat bread. Shift your diet from 65% dried figs to 85% dried figs. Incorporate eating a can of beans into your shower routine. Don’t rule out wicker. Opt for high-fiber cuisines such as Middle Eastern, Indian, and Horse. Let the paper straw dissolve completely before drinking your soda.
Letterboxd Holds Seance To Ask James Dean His 4 Favorite Movies
AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND—Holding hands in a circle as candles flickered and water glasses trembled, employees of film discovery platform Letterboxd reportedly held a séance Friday to ask James Dean his four favorite movies. “Spirit of Mr.
A Forty-Two-Year-Old Man Checks the Score of a High School Football Game
You don’t have to do this. In fact, it would be a whole lot better for you if you didn’t do this. You have absolutely no connection to that place or the people who live there anymore. None of your family members have children who are on the high school football team. You don’t even have any high school friends with kids on the high school football team. You know this because you’ve already gone to the team website and looked at the roster. There’s not a single last name on it that you even recognize. Your hometown isn’t the same place you grew up in.