Oct 19, 2026 · 4 min listen · Last updated October 19, 2026
From storyflo. This is your daily audio brief. Hey, it's Wit. October 19th. Seven in comedy — pour the coffee, this gets weird fast. Let's get into it. First, from The Hard Times. TSA Agent Pats Down Family at End of Long Workday.
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TSA Agent Pats Down Family at End of Long Workday
A TSA agent in Dallas, Larry Prosky, wrapped up a grueling 12-hour shift by giving his family a loving pat-down when he got home. After a long day of telling travelers to ditch their water bottles and recheck their metal plates, he wanted to unwind with his loved ones—while still keeping security protocols in mind.
His wife, Shannon, humorously noted that while she’d love to greet him with a hug, she’s learned to take her shoes off as soon as he pulls in, just to keep things compliant. It’s a quirky routine that shows how deeply work can seep into home life.
Larry’s supervisor, Barbara Zaleski, pointed out that the mindset doesn’t just switch off after hours. If he’s checking passengers at work, why wouldn’t he do the same for his family? After all, screening loved ones is just part of the job. The day ended with Larry on the couch, scanning the family cat, proving that even at home, he’s always on duty.
Help! My Coworker Asked for Horror Movie Recs, and Now I Have To Speak to HR
So, there’s this person who, while lamenting the sorry state of movies in the breakroom, gets asked by Beverly—who’s just unretired from some pension scam—for horror movie recommendations. You know, because nothing screams “let’s bond” like discussing the gory depths of humanity over coffee. Our protagonist, feeling the pressure to impress, decides to recommend a film that’s definitely not your average Halloween fare: *The Sadness*.
Now, you’d think this would be a bonding moment, right? But instead, Beverly starts avoiding eye contact like she just spotted a ghost in the aisle. Cue the impending HR meeting, which the protagonist interprets as a sign that they’re about to be crowned the Horror Movie Ambassador of Hobby Lobby.
They dream up all sorts of possibilities—monthly horror events, corporate emails, maybe even a horror-themed decorating contest. But in reality, they’re just hoping to survive this HR chat without being banned from the breakroom. It’s a classic case of overthinking a simple recommendation, but hey, at least they’re bringing a stack of horror zines to work tomorrow. Just in case.
As a Devout Christian, I Believe Everyone Should Be Free to Practice My Religion
Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed found himself in a tense exchange with a voter who questioned his loyalty due to his Muslim faith, specifically asking him to disavow the Muslim Brotherhood. El-Sayed pushed back, arguing that such demands unfairly target non-Christians and reflect a deeper issue of religious intolerance in America.
The writer expresses a convoluted belief in religious freedom while simultaneously suggesting that public officials should clarify their stances on various Islamic organizations. They argue that this is a reasonable request, despite the absurdity of needing to vet millions of individuals based on their names or affiliations.
They draw a parallel to past scrutiny faced by politicians like John F. Kennedy over their Catholic faith, lamenting the perceived unfairness of such questions. The piece humorously critiques the notion of understanding other religions through direct dialogue, implying it might undermine their own rigid beliefs.
Ultimately, the writer insists on a vision of America where Christianity is prioritized, advocating for public prayer and laws rooted in the Bible, while claiming this isn't persecution but rather a necessary test for public office. They acknowledge their own hypocrisy but justify it with a self-proclaimed Christian exemption, concluding with a call for a version of religious freedom that aligns with their beliefs.