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Graceland Celebrates First Elvis Born In Captivity
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Trump Gathers Cabinet In Situation Room To Watch Porn
WASHINGTON—According to administration sources, President Donald Trump gathered his Cabinet in the White House Situation Room on Friday to watch pornography, staring at a large-screen TV with laser focus while his advisors sat around him in hushed silence. “Operation horny MILF teacher bangs hot male student is a go,” said Trump, who leaned forward with tented hands alongside a sweating, visibly aroused Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and Secretary of State Marco Rubio as a series of sexually explicit videos, including Mature XXX Facial HD, played in front of them. “He’s got eyes on her.
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I Do Adult Ballet Now
She gave me a funny look and went back to talking about the Swiss chard. I did a grand jeté across the living room and knocked over an antique lamp. I know it was expensive because our host said as much when the party started. “No goofing off around the lamp,” he joked. As the lamp came crashing to the floor and split into a hundred pieces, it reminded me of that scene in the ballet Swan Lake. You know the one. The entire party came to a standstill, and everyone stared at me.
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Short Conversations with Poets: Kyle Carrero Lopez
One of the great poems in Party Line, Kyle Carrero Lopez’s debut, is called “Public Policy.” Like Paul Tran or Solmaz Sharif, Lopez—as the book’s title suggests—loves to take seemingly innocuous language and blow it open, exposing the insidious and often violent realities it masks. “Public Policy” begins with what could be an epigraph for the whole book, a line from Stendhal’s On Love: “Everything can be acquired in solitude, except character.” The poem that follows weaves a variety of forms—dialog, couplets, single lines—but mostly consists of chunks of prose.
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Entenmann’s CEO Announces He Happy To Share Donut Secrets With Chinese Spies In Exchange For Sex
He’s not just talking about recipes; he’s ready to spill the beans on how they keep powdered sugar on their treats and the intricacies of donut holes. It’s a bold move, considering he’s openly inviting espionage agents to meet him for a rendezvous in a hotel room. Dunford is clear about his preferences, insisting that the spies must be attractive and, of course, Chinese. He even sweetened the deal by suggesting he’d trade proprietary information for a few nude photos. It’s a wild intersection of corporate secrets and personal desires, leaving us to wonder just how far one might go for a donut recipe.