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Scenes Cut from Godzilla Minus Zero That Were Inspired by the Director’s Cats
Takashi Yamazaki, the guy who made Godzilla Minus Zero, says his two cats are the reason a bunch of scenes got cut. He likens their occasional “play‑fighting” to the kaiju’s own chaotic antics, and the film’s director‑cut list ends up being a catalog of moments that felt too much like a feline sparring match for the audience.
The recap starts with Ghidorah, the three‑headed dragon, deciding 3 a.m. is the perfect time for a midnight demolition derby in Matsumoto. He rolls over a castle, flicks roof tiles, and then, in a moment that could have been a cat‑nap, curls up like a dragon‑shaped pillow. Meanwhile, a pilot thinks a sleeping Ghidorah is “cute,” only to have the beast wake up, knead the earth, and then go back to sleep—like a cat that’s had enough of
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My Great-Grandparents Immigrated The Right Way By Killing 2 Americans And Assuming Their Identity
It might surprise you given my politics, but I have no problem with immigrants. Personally, I think America should welcome anyone who crosses our borders to make a better life for themselves. However, people who enter this country should do so through the proper channels. It’s that simple. If you want to come here, do it the way my great-grandparents did: by murdering a pair of American citizens and assuming their identities. The problem today is that everybody wants to skip the line.
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Rare Disorder Causes Man’s Immune System To Attack Portugal
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Report: Sister’s Therapist Must Have Put Her Up To This
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An Open Letter from an African Girl to the Tokenism Coordinator in Hollywood
Dear Tokenism Coordinator — Please call me Makanda, a name our shaman who practices geographically misplaced magic gave me, for it sounds just like Wakanda. You know we indigenous folks love linguistically simplistic names that are easy on the white market’s tongue. I come from a small village in Africa. Where specifically, you have shown us in your infinite wisdom, is the least of the ticket holder’s—and therefore everybody’s—concern. It has the government-issue acacia, red setting sun, giraffe, and naked, happy children dancing.