In 2000 — when I was in college — I discovered The Onion and thought it was genius; I stayed up all night reading literally the entire archive. It was like the moment that Mozart discovered music, only if Mozart was much less talented — I guess it was more like the moment that Hoobastank discovered music.
*The Onion *these days rarely parodies left-wing shibboleths. Since the media environment has been cleaved into left-wing and right-wing spaces, *The Onion *has nestled into the progressive lane, with *The Babylon Bee *becoming its right-leaning counterpart. The *Bee *makes jokes about the Democratic Socialists of America and their fellow travelers, but IMHO, it lacks the spark of *The Onion *in the ‘90s/2000s. Though, to be fair: I think that era of *The Onion *was one of the funniest things ever, anywhere. Age bias is probably at play here — this might be a “the best SNL cast is the one when you were twelve” situation — but I stand by my opinion that maybe nothing was funnier than The Onion in the late ‘90s/early 2000s.
The present-day *Onion *doesn’t parody DSA-thought, but the Golden Age *Onion *did. Usually not intentionally — The Onion mocked dumb behavior, generally; it just so happens that the DSA has often adopted those behaviors. For example, I recently saw 𝕏this tweet:
And the ostentatious placement of a Black guy front-and-center in an overwhelmingly white crowd reminded me of this:
Another example came from a viral clip from an Oxford student.1 The Oxford Union invited a right-wing activist named Tommy Robinson to debate the proposition “The West is Right to be Suspicious of Islam". This was — obviously — controversial, and crowds gathered outside the debate that had to be controlled by a [large police presence](http://the West is Right to be Suspicious of Islam"). And that led one of the student debaters opposed to Robinson to make this twisted argument:
So…she’s saying that people are so offended by the notion that Islam is a violent religion that they’re…threatening violence? That reminded me of this article that would never, ever run these days:
AOC freezing her eggs also caused me to flash back to The Onion. It was not okay in some circles to respond to AOC’s choice with “Sure, whatever” — you had to celebrate her decision as a resounding girlboss triumph. That was true even though those same circles — which often include climate doomers — frequently celebrate the choice to not have kids. Which brought to mind this:
There’s also the belief by some in the DSA that we’d be living in a utopia if not for evil capitalists. This is downstream of the classical Marxist belief that man is corrupted by capitalism, and if that system was removed, the results would be beautiful. The modern manifestation of this belief is the counter-empirical conviction that things have never been worse, and that society’s ills could easily be solved if only we possessed the will. That breezy, childlike view of social progress — especially when combined with brainless populism — reminds me of this:
And finally, the Golden Age *Onion *did at least one article that’s not about behaviors many socialists have adopted — it’s about actual socialists. I speak of this classic:
I miss the classic Onion. The modern version makes me laugh sometimes, but not nearly as often. The Golden Age *Onion *writers went on to be major players at shows I loved including *The Daily Show *and The Colbert Report, so that group of Wisconsinites had a shockingly disproportionate amount of influence on my sense of humor. I hope they take that as a compliment. But I do think that stuff they wrote 30 years ago often captures the present moment at least as well — and often better — than stuff people are writing now.
Who, to be fair, has no ties to the DSA that I know of. Here, I’m expanding “DSA” to “leftists, generally”, because I think it’s fair to say that the view expressed by this student is common in the DSA.
