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I Threw Up Into My Recycling This Morning

Kelly Oxford · kellyoxford

Sep 1, 2026 · 19s listen · Last updated September 1, 2026

This morning, I threw up into a bag I was filling with recycling. Started crying. Could not stop crying. Started throwing up again in my kitchen. Fell to the floor like Victorian-era style. I thought, whoa. What the fuck is going on here?

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This morning, I threw up into a bag I was filling with recycling. Started crying. Could not stop crying. Started throwing up again in my kitchen. Fell to the floor like Victorian-era style. I thought, whoa. What the fuck is going on here?

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