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Meghan Is Not Cooking With Gas (Literally)

Tom Sykes · The Royalist

Oct 7, 2026 · 21s listen · Last updated October 7, 2026

To be honest, I was so distracted last night by the shameless inclusion of one of the King’s grandchildren in a jam commercial that it has taken until this morning, prompted by you, my wonderful subscribers, to realize that there is another absolutely bizarre feature of this launch.

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To be honest, I was so distracted last night by the shameless inclusion of one of the King’s grandchildren in a jam commercial that it has taken until this morning, prompted by you, my wonderful subscribers, to realize that there is another absolutely bizarre feature of this launch.

Most notable of all (and yes, I’m afraid we are back at the jam pan) is the $15,000 gas-fired range that Meghan is cooking at.

Or rather, the range that Meghan is pretending to be cooking at. In a still photograph released to promote the holiday collection, she stands at the stove in a gingham apron, smiling down into a pot. Incredibly, the gas is not turned on underneath the pot she is resolutely stirring.

No flame. Nothing. She is stirring a cold pot.

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