It’s the hottest Halloween costume of 2026! Get yours today—while supplies and democracy last!
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haha! They'll probably sell like hotcakes!
Love how it includes the catering truck on wheels!
Does anyone remember those old Ronald Reagan masks people wore for halloween and to rob banks? (movie) They were so awful that they ranked right up there with the 1950s hard paper masks of Casper, the friendly ghost. When the chubby trump masks come out, they will look especially horrifying—-probably with ketchup on his chin. We all used to love halloween as kids. We could dress up and be anything other than ourselves and got gobs of free candy, most without arsenic or dog food in it. It’s trump’s holiday. Take the ads about trump showing him as a “mighty” leader. You know, the ones that you and I paid for. Yes, they’re disgusting but for any psychiatric medical provider they’re all fascinating. trump is more malignantly narcissistic than most malignant narcissists (including Putin or Idi Amin—the African fellow who had people over for dinner—I mean REALLY for dinner.)
Take his ad showing the “real trump” looking at the camera in his fake-glaring way. He states that he’s against “marxism, communism and socialism” and showing the arrest of Venezuelan leader, Nicholas Madura, while in the background it plays “Love Me” by JMSM. Or, you might prefer the ad showing a repurposed 2024 campaign ad (in black and white) where trump is walking down a hall warning of a “final battle” against “globalists” and “warmongers” ending with the sacred pronouncement, “paid for by the U.S. Government.” Or, my personal favorite—showing scenic night views of Mount Rushmore (where he wants his head carved next to Lincoln) with clips of trump’s dismal Fourth of July speech declaring “the Golden Age of America”.
Ahh, true trump-ness in all his glorious dementia. I bet he gets a cut of all the fat, drooling masks of his face that they sell for halloween.
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