Welcome to The Weekend Notes. Catch up on anything you might have missed from the previous week: the best monologues, top tweets, and the stories that sparked the biggest conversations.
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😳 HEADLINE: “Keep Him Away From the Sorority Girls.” Inside Lane Kiffin’s Trash-Talking, “Joey Freshwater” Era With Nick Saban at Alabama - Vanity Fair
‼️ DRIVING NEWS: Judge declares mistrial in Lindsay Clancy murder case after jury fails to reach unanimous verdict - The Guardian
🚨 DETAILS: Maria Bartiromo’s Lawyer Says Anchor Was Not Fired by Fox News. - Variety
🔥 WOW: The city of Seattle is refusing to shut down a sprawling homeless encampment that local reporters describe as a “humanitarian and environmental disaster.” - KOMO & 𝕏X
📈 RECORD: US diesel prices just hit an all-time record. - AP
🎇 LOL: UMass stunned Rutgers last night, snapping the longest active losing streak in college football. Rutgers paid UMass $1.5 million to serve as its Week 1 opponent—then added insult to injury by accidentally setting off its victory 𝕏fireworks after the loss.
🏈 MUST READ: America Needs Its Boys to Play Football - Ben Sasse at WSJ
➡️ HEADLINE: ‘Time Is Running Out!’ Karl Rove Sounds Alarm Over Ken Paxton Flailing Against James Talarico - Mediaite
😂 LOL: Tucker Carlson basically endorses Abdul El-Sayed for the U.S. Senate - 𝕏X
💰 PROBLEM: People are turning to BNPL loans to pay for rent, food and other necessities - CBS
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