**Donald Trump struck a deal to seize Venezuela’s oil in a haphazard effort to lower gas prices. **Experts say it looks doomed to fail, as fresh details come to light.
There are big oil deals… and there are ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE oil deals. President Donald Trump’s takeover of Venezuelan crude sits firmly in that second category. After kidnapping Venezuela’s former president, Nicolás Maduro, and piling pressure on the country, Trump announced on Friday night that the U.S. will effectively seize control of 65 billion barrels of the country’s proven oil reserves.
Pause on that number for just a second, because it’s almost impossible to grasp. That much oil is worth about $5 trillion at current market value, or almost 15 percent of annual U.S. economic output. It’s more oil than is held by oil giants ExxonMobil, Chevron, Shell, BP and TotalEnergies — combined. It’s also far more than lies under U.S. soil, and enough to satisfy all of Europe’s oil demand for almost two decades.
But Trump’s mega-deal is as misguided as it is enormous. The scheme underscores that the U.S. intervention in Venezuela was all about plunder and not helping the Venezuelan people (
shocker). What’s more, it won’t help Trump bring down gas prices before the midterms… or anytime soon.
Details about how this strange operation might go down are starting to leak: The Pentagon will
reportedly entera joint venture with a private Venezuela company to develop oil fields across the country. Who runs that company? A businessmanwanted by Swiss authorities. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is gonna love this guy!
**Like a glitzy Trump casino, **this venture seems troubled from the start.
News of the unprecedented deal left oil experts scratching their heads. There are
many glaring problems: The U.S. doesn’t have a national oil company, so it’s unclear who will actually drill, pump and ship the oil. There’s no guarantee that American oil companies would want to participate since Trump said the U.S. will buy oil at cost (which means: zero profit). And Delcy Rodríguez, Venezuela’s interim president, still hasn’t been formally elected as president, raising questions about the legitimacy of her government.
And then there’s the pesky little problem that Venezuela’s constitution says the country’s oil reserves belong to the state and can’t be sold —
meaning this deal appears, on its face, flatly unconstitutional.
Meanwhile, Trump insists this deal will “substantially lower gas prices” in the United States — which is nonsense. These undeveloped oil fields
will need years of investmentbefore they start spouting black gold.
Even some of Trump’s supporters are skeptical about his intentions in Venezuela. “Maybe I was a little too naive here,” Fox News host Rachel Campos-Duffy
𝕏said yesterday, explaining that shethoughtTrump wanted to help people suffering under Maduro’s rule.
One British political economist summarized Trump’s actions: “Remove the leader. Install a new government. Loot the country’s natural resources. What the U.S. is doing in Venezuela has a name: imperial conquest.”
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