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Many Such Takes: Government Mandated Girlfriend, Sinful Marital Sex, Jewish Algebra and More

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Sep 13, 2026 · 1 min listen · Last updated September 13, 2026

Welcome to Many Such Takes, my twice-monthly roundup of Internet drama and discourse (mostly Twitter) and funny happenings online. If you enjoy a good guilty pleasure of unhinged discourse, this is for you.

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Welcome to Many Such Takes, my twice-monthly roundup of Internet drama and discourse (mostly Twitter) and funny happenings online. If you enjoy a good guilty pleasure of unhinged discourse, this is for you. If it’s not your kind of thing, I implore you to check out my other recent articles, because while publishing 4-5 times a week, there’s always something for someone:

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Also, heads up: I won’t be covering anything particularly scary about AI, not because I haven’t been keeping up with the news but because that’s A.) not my beat at all, and B.) not very funny.

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