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Cartoons Hate Her

40 narrated episodes · Jul 28, 2026 – Sep 21, 2026

Originally published at cartoonshateher.com

Cartoons Hate Her is available as narrated audio on Storyflo. 40 episodes have been narrated, most recently on September 21, 2026. The writing is originally published at cartoonshateher.com. Every episode links back to the article it was read from.

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Episodes

  1. Men’s Physical Preferences Are Not A Truth Nuke
    Sep 21, 2026
  2. Many Such Takes: Ideal Woman, Mouse Eating Baby, Sex Negativity and More
    Sep 20, 2026
  3. The Email Job Bubble Is Wrong About Women’s Work
    Sep 18, 2026
  4. Millennials Won Sex In the Generational Divorce
    Sep 17, 2026
  5. Are You About to Get Fired?
    Sep 16, 2026
  6. How I Became The Annoying Woman Who Does Impressions At Parties
    Sep 15, 2026
  7. Women’s Attraction is “Hardwired” Too
    Sep 14, 2026
  8. Many Such Takes: Government Mandated Girlfriend, Sinful Marital Sex, Jewish Algebra and More
    Sep 13, 2026
  9. What I Wore For the End of Summer
    Sep 11, 2026
  10. The Question Isn’t Whether You’re Attractive--It’s Whether You’re “Worth It”
    Sep 10, 2026
  11. Fellas, Is It Cringe To Think 9/11 Was Bad?
    Sep 9, 2026
  12. Self-Improvement is Bad, Only Pretty Women Exist, and Women Shouldn’t Care About Looks
    Sep 8, 2026
  13. I Wasn't A Horse Girl. I Was A "Victorian Orphan Girl."
    Sep 7, 2026
  14. My Husband Put Me On a PIP. Here’s How I Did.
    Sep 4, 2026
  15. Free Range Parenting Is Illegal
    Sep 3, 2026
  16. Hipsters Dominated an Era By Being Easy Targets
    Sep 1, 2026
  17. You’ll Never Know Who The High Heels Are For
    Aug 31, 2026
  18. Many Such Takes: Fart Corner, Men’s and Women’s Work, GTA 6, AOC, and More
    Aug 30, 2026
  19. Everyone Wants To Be The Child of Omelas
    Aug 28, 2026
  20. In Defense of Silly Little Rules
    Aug 27, 2026
  21. A Reddit Sub’s Ill-Fated Search For The Most Beautiful Vagina
    Aug 26, 2026
  22. “Why Would Women Choose Spreadsheets Over Babies?” Says Guy Who Chose Spreadsheets
    Aug 25, 2026
  23. An Alien In A Skin Suit
    Aug 24, 2026
  24. Cool Outfits and Trends I Spotted in Paris and London
    Aug 21, 2026
  25. The Hotness Landlords Are Here To Collect The Rent
    Aug 20, 2026
  26. The Compulsion of Optimizing your Hotness
    Aug 19, 2026
  27. Woke 1: Behaviors, Not Positions
    Aug 17, 2026
  28. Don't Be The Girl Who Dates On Her Birthday
    Aug 14, 2026
  29. Most Women Aren't That Curvy
    Aug 13, 2026
  30. All The Stupid Things I Judged Parents For Before I Had Kids
    Aug 12, 2026
  31. Treat OCD Like a Horror Movie Demon
    Aug 11, 2026
  32. You Should Dress Up For Your Spouse
    Aug 10, 2026
  33. Many Such Takes: Thanksgiving Canceled, Millennial Marriage, Pit Bulls (Again) and More
    Aug 9, 2026
  34. Why I Gave Up On My Dream of Big Parties
    Aug 7, 2026
  35. How I Almost Got Expelled From Theater Camp
    Aug 6, 2026
  36. "First Date Uber" is "Rainbow Sex Party" for 2026 Adults
    Aug 4, 2026
  37. Why Must Artists Starve?
    Aug 3, 2026
  38. 21 Outfits I Wore In Paris This July
    Jul 31, 2026
  39. Rejection Isn't Betrayal
    Jul 30, 2026
  40. Why Don't Women Make the First Move?
    Jul 28, 2026

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