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Cartoons Hate Her

50 narrated episodes · Sep 3, 2026 – Nov 6, 2026

Originally published at cartoonshateher.com

Cartoons Hate Her is available as narrated audio on Storyflo. 50 episodes have been narrated, most recently on November 6, 2026. The writing is originally published at cartoonshateher.com. Every episode links back to the article it was read from.

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Episodes

  1. What I Wore In October: Vintage Gunne Sax, Bustles, Burgundy and More
    Nov 6, 2026
  2. Men Are Hornier Than Women (Terms and Conditions Apply)
    Nov 5, 2026
  3. The Worst Girls’ Night Of My Life
    Nov 4, 2026
  4. Trump Is Queerbaiting
    Nov 3, 2026
  5. If Beauty Is Your Only Currency, How Will You Spend It?
    Nov 2, 2026
  6. Many Such Takes: Paris Hilton, Permission Slips, Forbidden Porn, Weekend Getaways, Cheesecake Factory and More
    Nov 1, 2026
  7. Yes, I Have Cankles
    Oct 30, 2026
  8. The “Trying To Make Friends as an Adult” Fall Field Report
    Oct 29, 2026
  9. The Eternal Battle Between a Man's Dignity and His Halloween Costume
    Oct 28, 2026
  10. The Great Trippification is Ruining Normal Parties
    Oct 27, 2026
  11. I Was A “You People Can’t Do Anything” Person
    Oct 26, 2026
  12. The Clothes I Sewed Last Month, Volume 1
    Oct 23, 2026
  13. WANTED: Submissive Woman Who Aggressively Pursues Man
    Oct 21, 2026
  14. If You Have Money, You Don’t Need Taste
    Oct 20, 2026
  15. Is It Toxic, or Is This What They Both Want?
    Oct 19, 2026
  16. Many Such Takes: Shane Gillis, Liberty Biberty, Kelly Clarkson and More
    Oct 18, 2026
  17. The Vicious Cycle of the Socially Awkward Pick-Me
    Oct 16, 2026
  18. Muscles or Height? Dad Bod or Skinny? The Male Bodies Most Loved By Women (And Gay Men)
    Oct 14, 2026
  19. Maybe The Kid Who Eats Paper Isn’t a Misunderstood Genius
    Oct 13, 2026
  20. When “I Don’t Owe You Anything” Culture Collides with Affirmative Consent
    Oct 12, 2026
  21. What I Wore In September: Damson Madder, Moto Boots, Western Belts and More
    Oct 9, 2026
  22. You Don’t Need to Tell Your Young Child About the Bad Thing
    Oct 8, 2026
  23. There's No Way Every Woman You Date Has BPD
    Oct 7, 2026
  24. Boobs or Hips? Size or Shape? The Female Bodies Rated Highest By Men (and Lesbians)
    Oct 5, 2026
  25. Many Such Takes: Candace Owens, Vaygan Talafreako, Horny Election Ad, and More
    Oct 4, 2026
  26. The “No New People” Epidemic
    Oct 2, 2026
  27. How To Find and Maximize Your “Type”
    Oct 1, 2026
  28. Jewish Barbie Did Not Learn the Lessons of Autistic Barbie
    Sep 30, 2026
  29. America Has a Pit Bull Problem
    Sep 29, 2026
  30. What Would Sex Be Like In A Matriarchy?
    Sep 28, 2026
  31. Many Such Takes: KN95 Lesbian Bar, Poop Flinging Frat, Goth Girls and More
    Sep 27, 2026
  32. Behind Every Left-Lib Is a KN95 Lesbian Bar Experience
    Sep 25, 2026
  33. You Should Be Typemaxxing
    Sep 24, 2026
  34. A Really Hot Guy You'll Never See Again
    Sep 23, 2026
  35. On Problematic Politics-Gap Relationships
    Sep 22, 2026
  36. Men’s Physical Preferences Are Not A Truth Nuke
    Sep 21, 2026
  37. Many Such Takes: Ideal Woman, Mouse Eating Baby, Sex Negativity and More
    Sep 20, 2026
  38. The Email Job Bubble Is Wrong About Women’s Work
    Sep 18, 2026
  39. Millennials Won Sex In the Generational Divorce
    Sep 17, 2026
  40. Are You About to Get Fired?
    Sep 16, 2026
  41. How I Became The Annoying Woman Who Does Impressions At Parties
    Sep 15, 2026
  42. Women’s Attraction is “Hardwired” Too
    Sep 14, 2026
  43. Many Such Takes: Government Mandated Girlfriend, Sinful Marital Sex, Jewish Algebra and More
    Sep 13, 2026
  44. What I Wore For the End of Summer
    Sep 11, 2026
  45. The Question Isn’t Whether You’re Attractive--It’s Whether You’re “Worth It”
    Sep 10, 2026
  46. Fellas, Is It Cringe To Think 9/11 Was Bad?
    Sep 9, 2026
  47. Self-Improvement is Bad, Only Pretty Women Exist, and Women Shouldn’t Care About Looks
    Sep 8, 2026
  48. I Wasn't A Horse Girl. I Was A "Victorian Orphan Girl."
    Sep 7, 2026
  49. My Husband Put Me On a PIP. Here’s How I Did.
    Sep 4, 2026
  50. Free Range Parenting Is Illegal
    Sep 3, 2026

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