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Cartoons Hate Her
50 narrated episodes · Sep 3, 2026 – Nov 6, 2026
Originally published at cartoonshateher.com
Cartoons Hate Her is available as narrated audio on Storyflo. 50 episodes have been narrated, most recently on November 6, 2026. The writing is originally published at cartoonshateher.com. Every episode links back to the article it was read from.
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Episodes
- What I Wore In October: Vintage Gunne Sax, Bustles, Burgundy and MoreNov 6, 2026
- Men Are Hornier Than Women (Terms and Conditions Apply)Nov 5, 2026
- The Worst Girls’ Night Of My LifeNov 4, 2026
- Trump Is QueerbaitingNov 3, 2026
- If Beauty Is Your Only Currency, How Will You Spend It?Nov 2, 2026
- Many Such Takes: Paris Hilton, Permission Slips, Forbidden Porn, Weekend Getaways, Cheesecake Factory and MoreNov 1, 2026
- Yes, I Have CanklesOct 30, 2026
- The “Trying To Make Friends as an Adult” Fall Field ReportOct 29, 2026
- The Eternal Battle Between a Man's Dignity and His Halloween CostumeOct 28, 2026
- The Great Trippification is Ruining Normal PartiesOct 27, 2026
- I Was A “You People Can’t Do Anything” PersonOct 26, 2026
- The Clothes I Sewed Last Month, Volume 1Oct 23, 2026
- WANTED: Submissive Woman Who Aggressively Pursues ManOct 21, 2026
- If You Have Money, You Don’t Need TasteOct 20, 2026
- Is It Toxic, or Is This What They Both Want?Oct 19, 2026
- Many Such Takes: Shane Gillis, Liberty Biberty, Kelly Clarkson and MoreOct 18, 2026
- The Vicious Cycle of the Socially Awkward Pick-MeOct 16, 2026
- Muscles or Height? Dad Bod or Skinny? The Male Bodies Most Loved By Women (And Gay Men)Oct 14, 2026
- Maybe The Kid Who Eats Paper Isn’t a Misunderstood GeniusOct 13, 2026
- When “I Don’t Owe You Anything” Culture Collides with Affirmative ConsentOct 12, 2026
- What I Wore In September: Damson Madder, Moto Boots, Western Belts and MoreOct 9, 2026
- You Don’t Need to Tell Your Young Child About the Bad ThingOct 8, 2026
- There's No Way Every Woman You Date Has BPDOct 7, 2026
- Boobs or Hips? Size or Shape? The Female Bodies Rated Highest By Men (and Lesbians)Oct 5, 2026
- Many Such Takes: Candace Owens, Vaygan Talafreako, Horny Election Ad, and MoreOct 4, 2026
- The “No New People” EpidemicOct 2, 2026
- How To Find and Maximize Your “Type”Oct 1, 2026
- Jewish Barbie Did Not Learn the Lessons of Autistic BarbieSep 30, 2026
- America Has a Pit Bull ProblemSep 29, 2026
- What Would Sex Be Like In A Matriarchy?Sep 28, 2026
- Many Such Takes: KN95 Lesbian Bar, Poop Flinging Frat, Goth Girls and MoreSep 27, 2026
- Behind Every Left-Lib Is a KN95 Lesbian Bar ExperienceSep 25, 2026
- You Should Be TypemaxxingSep 24, 2026
- A Really Hot Guy You'll Never See AgainSep 23, 2026
- On Problematic Politics-Gap RelationshipsSep 22, 2026
- Men’s Physical Preferences Are Not A Truth NukeSep 21, 2026
- Many Such Takes: Ideal Woman, Mouse Eating Baby, Sex Negativity and MoreSep 20, 2026
- The Email Job Bubble Is Wrong About Women’s WorkSep 18, 2026
- Millennials Won Sex In the Generational DivorceSep 17, 2026
- Are You About to Get Fired?Sep 16, 2026
- How I Became The Annoying Woman Who Does Impressions At PartiesSep 15, 2026
- Women’s Attraction is “Hardwired” TooSep 14, 2026
- Many Such Takes: Government Mandated Girlfriend, Sinful Marital Sex, Jewish Algebra and MoreSep 13, 2026
- What I Wore For the End of SummerSep 11, 2026
- The Question Isn’t Whether You’re Attractive--It’s Whether You’re “Worth It”Sep 10, 2026
- Fellas, Is It Cringe To Think 9/11 Was Bad?Sep 9, 2026
- Self-Improvement is Bad, Only Pretty Women Exist, and Women Shouldn’t Care About LooksSep 8, 2026
- I Wasn't A Horse Girl. I Was A "Victorian Orphan Girl."Sep 7, 2026
- My Husband Put Me On a PIP. Here’s How I Did.Sep 4, 2026
- Free Range Parenting Is IllegalSep 3, 2026
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