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Many Such Takes: Paris Hilton, Permission Slips, Forbidden Porn, Weekend Getaways, Cheesecake Factory and More

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Nov 1, 2026 · 1 min listen · Last updated November 1, 2026

Credit to this tweet for the header image Welcome to Many Such Takes, my twice-monthly roundup of Internet drama and discourse (mostly Twitter) and funny happenings online. If you enjoy a good guilty pleasure of unhinged discourse, this is for you.

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Welcome to Many Such Takes, my twice-monthly roundup of Internet drama and discourse (mostly Twitter) and funny happenings online. If you enjoy a good guilty pleasure of unhinged discourse, this is for you. If it’s not your kind of thing, I implore you to check out my other recent articles, because while publishing 4-5 times a week, there’s always something for someone.

Over the past two weeks since the last Many Such Takes, I published on the following things (among others not linked for the sake of brevity):

The fantasy of a woman who is

both submissive and aggressiveMy attempts to

make friends this fallThe urge to

resist treatmentfor mental illnessWhy being socially awkward can

make women dislike other womenWhy some rich people

still look tacky

Onward to Many Such Takes!

This “created in October 2026” account caused quite a splash with her declaration that women shouldn’t be able to do anything without a permission slip signed by a husband or father:

Unrelated to the tweet itself, one thing I couldn’t help but notice was that the ultra-femme aesthetics of the profile photo and username font/emojis actually reminded me quite a bit of how zoomer radfems format their Twitter profiles….something about horseshoe theory for pink bows.

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