Skip to main content
Narrated on Storyflo

professorealy

50 narrated episodes · Aug 10, 2026 – Sep 23, 2026

Originally published at professorealy.substack.com

professorealy is available as narrated audio on Storyflo. 50 episodes have been narrated, most recently on September 23, 2026. The writing is originally published at professorealy.substack.com. Every episode links back to the article it was read from.

Latest episode

Listen · professorealy
The President Banned the Press and Ended Up Talking to a Helicopter
0:00-3:21
Pick your daily storyteller
Subscribe to match with Theo, Jessica, Chloe, Mason, Brock — your voice, every brief.
Subscribe
Live · Kokoro-82M

Episodes

  1. The President Banned the Press and Ended Up Talking to a Helicopter
    Sep 23, 2026
  2. The Mea Culpa of His Mea Culpa: Michael Cohen and the Weight of What He Has Not Confessed
    Sep 23, 2026
  3. The Genie Is Already Out: AI, Power, and Who Gets Left Behind
    Sep 23, 2026
  4. Zuckerberg’s Chickens Have Come Home to Roost
    Sep 23, 2026
  5. The Green Ribbon
    Sep 23, 2026
  6. Black MAGA and the Performance of Political Illiteracy
    Sep 23, 2026
  7. The Cabinet Is a Casting Call—and Pam Bondi Just Missed Her Cue
    Sep 23, 2026
  8. Stephen A. Smith Is Arguing With a Presidency That Never Happened
    Sep 23, 2026
  9. A Eulogy for the Nick Cannon That Could Have Been
    Sep 23, 2026
  10. Voter’s Indemnity: You Lit the Match—Own the Fire
    Sep 23, 2026
  11. Stephen A. Smith Thinks Matt Barnes Has No Business Talking Politics. A Political Scientist Would Like a Word.
    Sep 23, 2026
  12. Searchers, Not Researchers: A Free Preview of Political Illiteracy
    Sep 23, 2026
  13. Budapest Didn't Get the Memo — and Neither Should You
    Sep 23, 2026
  14. California’s Jungle Primary Is About to Eat the Democratic Party Alive—Unless Democrats Finally Learn to Do the Math
    Sep 23, 2026
  15. I Don’t Negotiate With White Supremacists. Cenk Uygur Does. And He Thinks You Should Too.
    Sep 23, 2026
  16. Tucker Carlson Needs to Go to Hell
    Sep 23, 2026
  17. The House She Built to Survive Became the Room That Turned on Her
    Sep 23, 2026
  18. The Price of the Mic: Dave Chappelle, Saudi Arabia, and the Illusion of Clean Money
    Sep 23, 2026
  19. The Federal Reserve Meets the Cult: Kevin Warsh’s Loyalty Test
    Sep 23, 2026
  20. Plausible Dumb Fuckery: A Field Guide to Republican Fake Ignorance
    Sep 23, 2026
  21. Don't Get High on Your Own Supply: The Supreme Court's Racist Overreach and the Beginning of Their End
    Sep 23, 2026
  22. Colin Kaepernick Finally Did What Political Pundits Almost Never Do: He Admitted He Was Wrong
    Sep 22, 2026
  23. The Hat Is Not the Degree: Symbolic Self-Completion and the MAGA Grift
    Sep 21, 2026
  24. Nancy Mace Finally Met the One Opponent She Couldn’t Outrun: Her Own Words
    Sep 20, 2026
  25. The Kennedy Center, the Courtroom, and the Name Trump Couldn’t Claim
    Sep 18, 2026
  26. Dearborn Bought a Fairytale, and Belal Alzuhairi Was the Salesman
    Sep 16, 2026
  27. I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!
    Sep 16, 2026
  28. The Human Printer and the Cargo Hold: How Donald Trump Built a Cult That Doesn’t Die
    Sep 14, 2026
  29. Desperation Is a Business Model, and RFK Jr. Is Its Best Salesman
    Sep 13, 2026
  30. Trumpapalooza 2026: The Tickets Were Free. The Souls Weren’t.
    Sep 12, 2026
  31. Trumpapalooza Went From $20,000 to Free—and America Still Said No
    Sep 9, 2026
  32. The Privilege of Pretending Privilege Doesn’t Exist
    Sep 8, 2026
  33. He Thought Trump Meant the Other Immigrants. Then His Brother Died in ICE Custody.
    Sep 7, 2026
  34. The Question Isn’t Whether Trump Is Like Hitler—It’s What He Would Do With the Same Levers of Power
    Sep 5, 2026
  35. Angie Nixon Won. Why Is Bakari Sellers Already Writing Her Off?
    Sep 3, 2026
  36. Milo Yiannopoulos Finally Discovers the Expiration Date on MAGA Tokens
    Sep 1, 2026
  37. South Carolina Traded One Graham for a Worse One
    Aug 27, 2026
  38. Michael Cohen Might as Well Have Called Him Daddy
    Aug 26, 2026
  39. Trump Has Beef With His Own Ranchers, as Hakeem Jeffries Invited Jared Kushner to Dinner
    Aug 25, 2026
  40. Thanks for Booking the UFC—Here, Have a Country
    Aug 25, 2026
  41. Tim Scott’s Sunday-Morning Humiliation Ritual
    Aug 24, 2026
  42. MAGA Told Us to Leave Natalie Harp Alone. Then We Read the Letters.
    Aug 22, 2026
  43. Brent Jindra Ordered the Deportations and Got Mad When ICE Delivered
    Aug 20, 2026
  44. Stephen A. Smith Found Daddy Hannity’s Complaint Department
    Aug 19, 2026
  45. Stephen A. Smith Got the Thumbs Down He Earned
    Aug 18, 2026
  46. Mama Mea Culpa! Michael Cohen Taught Us the Con, Then Got Mad When We Recognized It
    Aug 15, 2026
  47. The Thinking Class: In Session
    Aug 13, 2026
  48. The Thinking Class: In Session (Video)
    Aug 13, 2026
  49. It Might Be Time for James Carville to Move On
    Aug 13, 2026
  50. I Watched the Same Trump Debate Chef Ken Did. Apparently, Only One of Us Listened.
    Aug 10, 2026

Subscribe in a podcast app

Every episode, in any player that takes an RSS feed.

https://api.storyflo.com/v1/podcasts/creator/sub-professorealy.xml