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professorealy
50 narrated episodes · Sep 23, 2026 – Nov 7, 2026
Originally published at professorealy.substack.com
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Ted Cruz Gave Trump Everything, and Now He Wants Credit for Noticing the Bill
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- Ted Cruz Gave Trump Everything, and Now He Wants Credit for Noticing the BillNov 7, 2026
- The Cult Is Breaking Up, and Everybody Is Blaming the HelpNov 6, 2026
- Democrats Won the Senate. Somebody Tell Chuck Schumer He Wasn’t the Reason.Nov 5, 2026
- AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP: THANK YOU FOR TEXAS, YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKUP! 😂Nov 4, 2026
- Haley Stevens, Jason Turkish, and the Political Science of Losing Your Damn MindNov 3, 2026
- Haley Stevens Lost a Primary and Decided to Lose Her Entire Fucking Career TooNov 2, 2026
- When It Comes to Election Day, Expect Fuckery!Nov 1, 2026
- Welcome to the Hell You Created, Donald TrumpNov 1, 2026
- The Credibility Economy, Part 1: Anybody Can Sit Under a “Prove Me Wrong” SignOct 30, 2026
- The Credibility Economy, Part 2: Credibility Doesn’t Come With a Refund PolicyOct 30, 2026
- Samuel Sey Said God Stands With ICE. Now He Gets to Stand Next to Both.Oct 30, 2026
- Elon Musk Wants to Stay in the Background. Congress Should Check What He Buried in the Backyard.Oct 27, 2026
- Republicans Spent 17 Years Trying to Destroy Barack Obama. Now He's Back to Ruin Their Midterms.Oct 26, 2026
- Piers Morgan Needs Six Million Bodies to Spot Fascism, but One Pronoun Sends Him Into a PanicOct 25, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Got a Free Meal and a Ballroom Tour. Black America Got “I’ll Look Into That.”Oct 24, 2026
- Matthew McConaughey Slept Through Civics Class and Woke Up With a Ring LightOct 22, 2026
- Attention Florida: It’s Not Either/Or. Vote Angie Nixon AND David Jolly.Oct 21, 2026
- Thelma Louise Drove Two Hours to Get Profiled at Her Own PartyOct 20, 2026
- Kid Rock, Donald Trump, and the Cavalcade of Dumb FuckeryOct 20, 2026
- Trump Started a Whole-Ass War and Still Wants a Peace PrizeOct 18, 2026
- Nithya Raman, Daryl Gates Is Not the Flex You Think He IsOct 16, 2026
- “Actually, I’m a Legislator”: Andy Harris Lectured His Constituents on the First Amendment, Then Tried to Seize a Student Journalist’s CameraOct 16, 2026
- Michael Cohen Is Telling the Truth Again. Please Check Which Version.Oct 15, 2026
- The Keepers, the Climbers, and Trump’s Political Insurance Policy: Why Democrats Have More Reasons for Optimism Than They Think (Part 2)Oct 13, 2026
- The Keepers, the Climbers, and Trump’s Political Insurance Policy: Why Democrats Have More Reasons for Optimism Than They Think (Part 1)Oct 12, 2026
- Pete Hegseth Wants You to Like and Subscribe to an ExecutionOct 11, 2026
- Trump Told Them Who He Was. They Thought Their Groceries Came With an Exemption.Oct 9, 2026
- Trump Didn’t Know What He Was Signing. MAGA Cheered Anyway.Oct 7, 2026
- Punishing Democrats by Electing Republicans Sends the Bill to Everyone ElseOct 4, 2026
- Eric Schmitt Came for Jack Smith and Left With the Crown for King of the DumbassesOct 1, 2026
- Trump Lost in Court. Then He Kept Losing.Sep 30, 2026
- Kamala Harris and Abdul El-Sayed Are Political Kindred Spirits. Neither Wing of the Party Wants to Admit It.Sep 24, 2026
- The President Banned the Press and Ended Up Talking to a HelicopterSep 23, 2026
- The Mea Culpa of His Mea Culpa: Michael Cohen and the Weight of What He Has Not ConfessedSep 23, 2026
- The Genie Is Already Out: AI, Power, and Who Gets Left BehindSep 23, 2026
- Zuckerberg’s Chickens Have Come Home to RoostSep 23, 2026
- The Green RibbonSep 23, 2026
- Black MAGA and the Performance of Political IlliteracySep 23, 2026
- The Cabinet Is a Casting Call—and Pam Bondi Just Missed Her CueSep 23, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Is Arguing With a Presidency That Never HappenedSep 23, 2026
- A Eulogy for the Nick Cannon That Could Have BeenSep 23, 2026
- Voter’s Indemnity: You Lit the Match—Own the FireSep 23, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Thinks Matt Barnes Has No Business Talking Politics. A Political Scientist Would Like a Word.Sep 23, 2026
- Searchers, Not Researchers: A Free Preview of Political IlliteracySep 23, 2026
- Budapest Didn't Get the Memo — and Neither Should YouSep 23, 2026
- California’s Jungle Primary Is About to Eat the Democratic Party Alive—Unless Democrats Finally Learn to Do the MathSep 23, 2026
- I Don’t Negotiate With White Supremacists. Cenk Uygur Does. And He Thinks You Should Too.Sep 23, 2026
- Tucker Carlson Needs to Go to HellSep 23, 2026
- The House She Built to Survive Became the Room That Turned on HerSep 23, 2026
- The Price of the Mic: Dave Chappelle, Saudi Arabia, and the Illusion of Clean MoneySep 23, 2026
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