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professorealy
50 narrated episodes · Aug 10, 2026 – Sep 23, 2026
Originally published at professorealy.substack.com
professorealy is available as narrated audio on Storyflo. 50 episodes have been narrated, most recently on September 23, 2026. The writing is originally published at professorealy.substack.com. Every episode links back to the article it was read from.
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The President Banned the Press and Ended Up Talking to a Helicopter
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Episodes
- The President Banned the Press and Ended Up Talking to a HelicopterSep 23, 2026
- The Mea Culpa of His Mea Culpa: Michael Cohen and the Weight of What He Has Not ConfessedSep 23, 2026
- The Genie Is Already Out: AI, Power, and Who Gets Left BehindSep 23, 2026
- Zuckerberg’s Chickens Have Come Home to RoostSep 23, 2026
- The Green RibbonSep 23, 2026
- Black MAGA and the Performance of Political IlliteracySep 23, 2026
- The Cabinet Is a Casting Call—and Pam Bondi Just Missed Her CueSep 23, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Is Arguing With a Presidency That Never HappenedSep 23, 2026
- A Eulogy for the Nick Cannon That Could Have BeenSep 23, 2026
- Voter’s Indemnity: You Lit the Match—Own the FireSep 23, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Thinks Matt Barnes Has No Business Talking Politics. A Political Scientist Would Like a Word.Sep 23, 2026
- Searchers, Not Researchers: A Free Preview of Political IlliteracySep 23, 2026
- Budapest Didn't Get the Memo — and Neither Should YouSep 23, 2026
- California’s Jungle Primary Is About to Eat the Democratic Party Alive—Unless Democrats Finally Learn to Do the MathSep 23, 2026
- I Don’t Negotiate With White Supremacists. Cenk Uygur Does. And He Thinks You Should Too.Sep 23, 2026
- Tucker Carlson Needs to Go to HellSep 23, 2026
- The House She Built to Survive Became the Room That Turned on HerSep 23, 2026
- The Price of the Mic: Dave Chappelle, Saudi Arabia, and the Illusion of Clean MoneySep 23, 2026
- The Federal Reserve Meets the Cult: Kevin Warsh’s Loyalty TestSep 23, 2026
- Plausible Dumb Fuckery: A Field Guide to Republican Fake IgnoranceSep 23, 2026
- Don't Get High on Your Own Supply: The Supreme Court's Racist Overreach and the Beginning of Their EndSep 23, 2026
- Colin Kaepernick Finally Did What Political Pundits Almost Never Do: He Admitted He Was WrongSep 22, 2026
- The Hat Is Not the Degree: Symbolic Self-Completion and the MAGA GriftSep 21, 2026
- Nancy Mace Finally Met the One Opponent She Couldn’t Outrun: Her Own WordsSep 20, 2026
- The Kennedy Center, the Courtroom, and the Name Trump Couldn’t ClaimSep 18, 2026
- Dearborn Bought a Fairytale, and Belal Alzuhairi Was the SalesmanSep 16, 2026
- I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!Sep 16, 2026
- The Human Printer and the Cargo Hold: How Donald Trump Built a Cult That Doesn’t DieSep 14, 2026
- Desperation Is a Business Model, and RFK Jr. Is Its Best SalesmanSep 13, 2026
- Trumpapalooza 2026: The Tickets Were Free. The Souls Weren’t.Sep 12, 2026
- Trumpapalooza Went From $20,000 to Free—and America Still Said NoSep 9, 2026
- The Privilege of Pretending Privilege Doesn’t ExistSep 8, 2026
- He Thought Trump Meant the Other Immigrants. Then His Brother Died in ICE Custody.Sep 7, 2026
- The Question Isn’t Whether Trump Is Like Hitler—It’s What He Would Do With the Same Levers of PowerSep 5, 2026
- Angie Nixon Won. Why Is Bakari Sellers Already Writing Her Off?Sep 3, 2026
- Milo Yiannopoulos Finally Discovers the Expiration Date on MAGA TokensSep 1, 2026
- South Carolina Traded One Graham for a Worse OneAug 27, 2026
- Michael Cohen Might as Well Have Called Him DaddyAug 26, 2026
- Trump Has Beef With His Own Ranchers, as Hakeem Jeffries Invited Jared Kushner to DinnerAug 25, 2026
- Thanks for Booking the UFC—Here, Have a CountryAug 25, 2026
- Tim Scott’s Sunday-Morning Humiliation RitualAug 24, 2026
- MAGA Told Us to Leave Natalie Harp Alone. Then We Read the Letters.Aug 22, 2026
- Brent Jindra Ordered the Deportations and Got Mad When ICE DeliveredAug 20, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Found Daddy Hannity’s Complaint DepartmentAug 19, 2026
- Stephen A. Smith Got the Thumbs Down He EarnedAug 18, 2026
- Mama Mea Culpa! Michael Cohen Taught Us the Con, Then Got Mad When We Recognized ItAug 15, 2026
- The Thinking Class: In SessionAug 13, 2026
- The Thinking Class: In Session (Video)Aug 13, 2026
- It Might Be Time for James Carville to Move OnAug 13, 2026
- I Watched the Same Trump Debate Chef Ken Did. Apparently, Only One of Us Listened.Aug 10, 2026
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