Skip to main content
Narrated on Storyflo

professorealy

50 narrated episodes · Sep 23, 2026 – Nov 7, 2026

Originally published at professorealy.substack.com

professorealy is available as narrated audio on Storyflo. 50 episodes have been narrated, most recently on November 7, 2026. The writing is originally published at professorealy.substack.com. Every episode links back to the article it was read from.

Latest episode

Listen · professorealy
Ted Cruz Gave Trump Everything, and Now He Wants Credit for Noticing the Bill
0:00-5:18
Pick your daily storyteller
Subscribe to match with Theo, Jessica, Chloe, Mason, Brock — your voice, every brief.
Subscribe
Live · Kokoro-82M

Episodes

  1. Ted Cruz Gave Trump Everything, and Now He Wants Credit for Noticing the Bill
    Nov 7, 2026
  2. The Cult Is Breaking Up, and Everybody Is Blaming the Help
    Nov 6, 2026
  3. Democrats Won the Senate. Somebody Tell Chuck Schumer He Wasn’t the Reason.
    Nov 5, 2026
  4. AN OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP: THANK YOU FOR TEXAS, YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKUP! 😂
    Nov 4, 2026
  5. Haley Stevens, Jason Turkish, and the Political Science of Losing Your Damn Mind
    Nov 3, 2026
  6. Haley Stevens Lost a Primary and Decided to Lose Her Entire Fucking Career Too
    Nov 2, 2026
  7. When It Comes to Election Day, Expect Fuckery!
    Nov 1, 2026
  8. Welcome to the Hell You Created, Donald Trump
    Nov 1, 2026
  9. The Credibility Economy, Part 1: Anybody Can Sit Under a “Prove Me Wrong” Sign
    Oct 30, 2026
  10. The Credibility Economy, Part 2: Credibility Doesn’t Come With a Refund Policy
    Oct 30, 2026
  11. Samuel Sey Said God Stands With ICE. Now He Gets to Stand Next to Both.
    Oct 30, 2026
  12. Elon Musk Wants to Stay in the Background. Congress Should Check What He Buried in the Backyard.
    Oct 27, 2026
  13. Republicans Spent 17 Years Trying to Destroy Barack Obama. Now He's Back to Ruin Their Midterms.
    Oct 26, 2026
  14. Piers Morgan Needs Six Million Bodies to Spot Fascism, but One Pronoun Sends Him Into a Panic
    Oct 25, 2026
  15. Stephen A. Smith Got a Free Meal and a Ballroom Tour. Black America Got “I’ll Look Into That.”
    Oct 24, 2026
  16. Matthew McConaughey Slept Through Civics Class and Woke Up With a Ring Light
    Oct 22, 2026
  17. Attention Florida: It’s Not Either/Or. Vote Angie Nixon AND David Jolly.
    Oct 21, 2026
  18. Thelma Louise Drove Two Hours to Get Profiled at Her Own Party
    Oct 20, 2026
  19. Kid Rock, Donald Trump, and the Cavalcade of Dumb Fuckery
    Oct 20, 2026
  20. Trump Started a Whole-Ass War and Still Wants a Peace Prize
    Oct 18, 2026
  21. Nithya Raman, Daryl Gates Is Not the Flex You Think He Is
    Oct 16, 2026
  22. “Actually, I’m a Legislator”: Andy Harris Lectured His Constituents on the First Amendment, Then Tried to Seize a Student Journalist’s Camera
    Oct 16, 2026
  23. Michael Cohen Is Telling the Truth Again. Please Check Which Version.
    Oct 15, 2026
  24. The Keepers, the Climbers, and Trump’s Political Insurance Policy: Why Democrats Have More Reasons for Optimism Than They Think (Part 2)
    Oct 13, 2026
  25. The Keepers, the Climbers, and Trump’s Political Insurance Policy: Why Democrats Have More Reasons for Optimism Than They Think (Part 1)
    Oct 12, 2026
  26. Pete Hegseth Wants You to Like and Subscribe to an Execution
    Oct 11, 2026
  27. Trump Told Them Who He Was. They Thought Their Groceries Came With an Exemption.
    Oct 9, 2026
  28. Trump Didn’t Know What He Was Signing. MAGA Cheered Anyway.
    Oct 7, 2026
  29. Punishing Democrats by Electing Republicans Sends the Bill to Everyone Else
    Oct 4, 2026
  30. Eric Schmitt Came for Jack Smith and Left With the Crown for King of the Dumbasses
    Oct 1, 2026
  31. Trump Lost in Court. Then He Kept Losing.
    Sep 30, 2026
  32. Kamala Harris and Abdul El-Sayed Are Political Kindred Spirits. Neither Wing of the Party Wants to Admit It.
    Sep 24, 2026
  33. The President Banned the Press and Ended Up Talking to a Helicopter
    Sep 23, 2026
  34. The Mea Culpa of His Mea Culpa: Michael Cohen and the Weight of What He Has Not Confessed
    Sep 23, 2026
  35. The Genie Is Already Out: AI, Power, and Who Gets Left Behind
    Sep 23, 2026
  36. Zuckerberg’s Chickens Have Come Home to Roost
    Sep 23, 2026
  37. The Green Ribbon
    Sep 23, 2026
  38. Black MAGA and the Performance of Political Illiteracy
    Sep 23, 2026
  39. The Cabinet Is a Casting Call—and Pam Bondi Just Missed Her Cue
    Sep 23, 2026
  40. Stephen A. Smith Is Arguing With a Presidency That Never Happened
    Sep 23, 2026
  41. A Eulogy for the Nick Cannon That Could Have Been
    Sep 23, 2026
  42. Voter’s Indemnity: You Lit the Match—Own the Fire
    Sep 23, 2026
  43. Stephen A. Smith Thinks Matt Barnes Has No Business Talking Politics. A Political Scientist Would Like a Word.
    Sep 23, 2026
  44. Searchers, Not Researchers: A Free Preview of Political Illiteracy
    Sep 23, 2026
  45. Budapest Didn't Get the Memo — and Neither Should You
    Sep 23, 2026
  46. California’s Jungle Primary Is About to Eat the Democratic Party Alive—Unless Democrats Finally Learn to Do the Math
    Sep 23, 2026
  47. I Don’t Negotiate With White Supremacists. Cenk Uygur Does. And He Thinks You Should Too.
    Sep 23, 2026
  48. Tucker Carlson Needs to Go to Hell
    Sep 23, 2026
  49. The House She Built to Survive Became the Room That Turned on Her
    Sep 23, 2026
  50. The Price of the Mic: Dave Chappelle, Saudi Arabia, and the Illusion of Clean Money
    Sep 23, 2026

Subscribe in a podcast app

Every episode, in any player that takes an RSS feed.

https://api.storyflo.com/v1/podcasts/creator/sub-professorealy.xml